Please pick only one post type!

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

trinitymemes:

Mamrie startles herself and Grace 

Making of Season 3 MPGIS

meanplastic:

OMFG HILARY

Teen Wolf + Lydia’s hairporn (season 1)

Some dreams are bigger than others. Me being on Broadway? That’s a big dream. Me being on Broadway in Funny Girl as Fanny Brice, inheriting the mantle of my idol, Miss Barbra Streisand? That’s the culmination of every dream I’ve ever had.

glassesanddreads:

titty malaysia everyone…

deadsmondmiles:

sherlockedat221bbakerstreet:

Same sex marriage is now legal in Britain
*whisperes* Johnlock

*whispers* real living people with real rights and real feelings that are infinitely more important than your fetishized fictional couple

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

facebook: 12 years olds bragging about having sex
tumblr: 18 years olds bragging about a guy making eye contact with them

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone